Due to an incredibly irritating noise we have had to delay the opening of J.P. Mooney’s. After hiring countless experts to locate the origin of this noise we came to the conclusion that the mind-numbing sound we were hearing was in fact the off-key warbling of a tone-deaf ghost singing karaoke.
Thanks to the tireless efforts of some crack-pot calling himself a ghost buster, we have managed to expel the ghost and now do solemnly swear never to host another karaoke night on the premises.